Birds of a feather flock together- We search for culture on campus & these are some of our findings…
FIVE SUMMER MUST-HAVES – LADIES1 Oversized shades: If they worked on the big ass..I mean J-lo, they should work for you.
2 A bronzed body: Try and not looked like an overbaked chicken though
3 A gorgeous pair of heels: If you are no lady skip this unless you don't mind scraping your knee caps as you fall
4 A dress-me-up,dress-me-down summer dress: Easy access.Nuff said!
5 A summer hat: Just make sure no one hits you with a bat
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Fun in the sun
Spring has sprung and you know what that means to Witsies – time to tan!
We searched the campus to find the best spots to bronze those bods… or well we hope you guys aren’t running around in bikinis out there?! And this week we’ll be bringing you Campus Summer Culture.
TOP FIVE WAYS TO COOL OFF – FOR LAZY BUMS
1 Eat an ice-cream-you have to walk to the Matrix or overly priced Dulce' to buy it:
2 Drink water that never expire at the price of ZILCH-Taps around campus are also a hot spots for chatting up healthy people.
3. If you’re really, really lazy: Stay on the lawns until the sprinklers come on
4 If you’re really, really, really lazy: Gosh, then you’d just need help
5 If you’re not: take a dip at Wits’ pool. WARNING: Fridays are packed with students drinking alcoholic beverages that come in cups that are handy to throw down to the suckers in the pool.
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Summer...
TOP FIVE PLACES TO TAN
1 The Lawns
2 The pool area
3 Next to the canteen at the art school
4 The Basketball courts at the Matrix
5 The benches outside Richard Ward
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TOP FIVE THINGS TO DO
1 Check out the chicks who are walking in a lot less clothes these days…
2 …Same with the guys
3 Check out our Mojozone site
4 Put on your IPod and listen to some summer tunes
5 Catch up on some gossip
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